I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.